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Best Funny Jokes About Month of July
The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.
A man had been slipping in and out of coma for several months, but his wife stayed at him every single day. One day he finally opened his eyes and said to his wife:
“You’ve been always with me through the bad times. When my business failed, you supported me. When I got fired, you were there. Also when I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost our house and my health started failing, you were still by my side. So you know what it means?”
“What, my darling” his wife asked, smiling bravely.
“I think you’re really bad luck,” the man said.
An ideal man is the one who would say this when getting out of the car: ‘Darling, you are a wonderful driver and you parked the car perfectly. Ignore it, the Lexus was already scratched and the cat was dead. And we don’t need that pine tree at all.’
A man returned home and find his wife in bed with his best best friend. He took his gun, killed his friend and then asked his wife:
“What you gonna say to me now?”
The wife answered:
“If you keep like that, you won’t have any friends left soon.”
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.
Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
In the dictionary.
You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.
One morning a conservative business man came to work wearing an earring in one ear. His shocked employees were teasing him and one of them asked:
“When did you start wearing an earring?”
“Since my wife found this one in my car,” the man replied.