Teachers Day Jokes – Teacher Student School Joke

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Teachers Day Jokes – 5th September Teachers Day Jokes

Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu: Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi….

Teacher: show me ur mother’s sign
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@
teacher: hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?
student: jalebi bai

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Joke On Teachers Day

Teacher: What’s the chemical formula for water? Student: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Didn’t you say it’s H to O?


Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment!


Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?… Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight)


Teacher: Bholu Kal absent kyo they…
Bholu: Teacher Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi
Teacher: Kanah gire they or kahan lagi
Bholu: Bed Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi….


Teacher: Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages? Student: Because there were so many knights.


Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!


Teachr: Beta Batao Ki
“Fast”
“Faster”,
“Fastest”
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?
Studnt:
“Bhaag”
“Taiz Bhaag”
“Bhaag Teri to…”


Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam. Student: I sure hope you didn’t, either!


The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said …”I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”


Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

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