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Santa Jokes For Kids – Funny Christmas Jokes With Funny Images
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more
What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him!
What was the elf allergic to?
Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door
What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?
Best Christmas Joke Ever
What kinds of bug hates Christmas?
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
The letter D!
What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event?
What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won’t take themselves!
What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf
Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!