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Labor Day 2017 Jokes – Labor Day Weekend Jokes
My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”.
I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”
She said, “You’re fired.”
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If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
Jokes About Labor Day
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.
He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”
I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”
This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor”