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Gujarati Funny Jokes – Funny Jokes In Gujarati 2018
Ek kanjoos ki Ferrari ka accident ho gaya.
Kanjoos jor jor se ro raha tha: Hey Bhagwan, meri new Ferrari nasht ho gayi.
Police inspector: Arre, tumhari to baju kat gayi hai aur tumhe Ferrari ki padi hai.
Kanjoos apni baju ki taraf dekh kar chilaya: Hey Bhagwan, meri rolex ki ghadi bhi gayi…
Gujarati Whatsapp Jokes With Images
A young Gujju boy starts attending public school in a small town.
The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student.
She asks the class, Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
A girl raises her hand and says, I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country.
The teacher replies, Well…thats a good answer, but thats not the answer I am looking for.
Another young student raises his hand and says, I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war. Well, thats another good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for.
Then the Gujju boy raises his hand and says, I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived. The teachers mouth drops open in astonishment. Yes!, she says, thats the answer I was looking for.
She then brings him up to the front of the classroom and gives him a lollipop.
Later, during recess, another desi boy approaches him as he is licking his lollipop.
He says, Why did you say, Jesus Christ?
The Gujju boy stops licking his lollipop and replies, Look, I know it's Krishna, and YOU know its Krishna, but business is business.
Gujarati Funny Messages – Whatsapp Jokes
Ek Short Gujarati man train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Gujarati man train nahi chada.
Gujarati man plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Gujarati man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Gujarati: Aap kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Gujarati man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga tha, to aap kahan the ji?
Teacher: Dharo k tmara left pocket ma 500rs 6e,
ane right pocket ma 500rs 6e to tme shu vicharo?
Bapu: salu aa pent konu 6e.
Cop :Park ma aam betha cho,
Balko per shu asar padshe?
BAPU:Ame be Married Chiye
Cop:Toh Ghare Beso.
BAPU:To ana PATNI per shu asar Padshe?