The Funny Racist Jokes That Will Actually You Laugh

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Funniest Black Racist One Liners Jokes

Why are asprins white? Because they work!


There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, “We have too many in our country.”

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.


Sure, white people can’t say the “N word” but at least we can say phrases like, “Thanks for the warning, Officer” and, “Hey, Dad.”


Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.


What did God say when he made the first black man? “Damn, I burnt one.”


Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.


What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time …” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit …”


How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.


What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.

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