Funny Racist Jokes 2017

Funniest Racist Jokes

How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.


How u call a ringing mexican?
Taco “bell”.


I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”


What’s long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line.


What do you call 1000 Jews on a train?
Anything you want, they are never coming back.


Why are black people’s nose so big?
Well god had to pick them up by something to spray paint them black.


Who are the real ninjas?
The black people, you cant see or hear them in the night.


A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant.
It’s called Nacho Mama.


Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.


Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.


Why do black people hate country music?
Because when they hear the word “hoedown” they think their sister got shot.


Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
Because they’re full of Arab seamen.


Why did President Obama get two terms?
Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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