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Funny Joke of The Day for Adults – Joke for Adults Only
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.
Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.”
Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?”
Bill: “No, but my sister has.”
One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
– Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
– Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
– Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, – tells the wife
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
– Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
– Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
– Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
– Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
– You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…