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Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. “Can I help you, fella?”, asks the cop. “Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!” Edward replies. The cop asks, “Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?”. “It was at the end of this key”, Edward replies. At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards p*nis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop asks Edward , “Hey buddy, are you aware that you’re exposing yourself? Edward looks down sadly and moans, “OHHH GOD…they got Julie too!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is…..
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.
There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver’s seat and the blonde gets in the passenger’s seat. The brunette says: “We’re late, so you watch out the back window for cops.” As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: “So, do you see any cops?” The blonde replies: “Yes!” The brunette says: “Are they behind us?” “Yes!” Are they close? “Yes!” “Are they going to stop us?” “I don’t know!” “Well, are their lights on?” The blonde replies: “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…!
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today,
and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and
I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’
is because she would have said ‘about what’.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about
various topics which would then lead to other questions.
Finally, I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive reasoning,
I arrived at the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is clearly more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
“It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand,
you never hear a guy say, “You know,
I think I would like another kick in the nuts.” I rest my case.