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Funny Happy New Year Wishes – Funny Happy New Year Text Messages
I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.
I caused you so much pain and hurt.
This year, I want you to know that I will never change.
I will stay the same. Happy New Year!
Happy New Year 2018 Images
My new year’s wish for you is that your life is full of love and prosperity. I hope this year is the best year ever.
I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!
A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.
New Year Messages for Friends and Family
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!
I wish the god spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work in Friday evenings!
Funny Happy New Year Text Messages
Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you.
I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!
I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one.
Funny New Year Sayings
I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!
Every year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will actually work. Happy New Year friend.
Happy New Year friend. I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year.
I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!