Tuesday Jokes : Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Funny Fat Tuesday Jokes, puns about Tuesday Jokes Knock knock & Mardi Gras jokes.
Tuesday Jokes Funny Mardi Gras Quotes
“It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.” — Mark Twain
Knock knock. Who’s There? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better joke that this!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s There? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn’t say Banana? …Also a family favorite!
Knock Knock. Who’s There? Boo. Boo Who? It’s only a joke, don’t cry about it. Hahaha, this one’s a classic!
Knock knock. Who’s There? Andy Green. Andy green who? Andy Green grass grows all around and around Andy green grass grows all around. 🙂
Knock knock. Who’s There? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these jokes.
Knock knock. Who’s There? Luck. Luck who? Luck through the peep hole and you’ll find out who’s knocking.
“There’s a thing I’ve dreamed of all my life, and I’ll be damned if it don’t look like it’s about to come true — to be king of the Zulu’s parade. After that, I’ll be ready to die.” — Louis Armstrong
“I started making calls a week after Katrina. The captains all said the same thing: you can take away our homes, but you can’t take away our Mardi Gras.” — Arthur Hardy
“Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.” ― Sherrilyn Kenyon
“It’s Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Everybody has Mardi Gras fever. I was watching the ‘Today’ show earlier today and Tom Cruise was lecturing Matt Lauer about jambalaya.” — David Letterman
“I think Mardi Gras is a symbol that we’re down but not out.” — Arthur Hardy