Funny Easter Jokes for Kids – Easter Bunny Joke

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Funny Easter Jokes for Kids – Easter Jokes and Puns

Why did the rabbit cross the road
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.


What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter One-Liners Jokes

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!


How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane!


How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be empty.


How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise and hare-robics!


Easter Jokes For the Holidays

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!


Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a 31 day March.


Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.


What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.


What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.


What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
They went on a bunnymoon!


Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.


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What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
Cold.


How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!


Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an egg plant!


How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise


What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The first Rabbit to lay and egg.


How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

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