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What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!

What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws

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What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!

Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls….so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy.

What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Merry Christmas Messages

What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
An elfcicle!

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground!

Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

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