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Best Duck Jokes ever 

Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups

Q: At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What Do Ducks Get After They Eat?
A: The bill!

Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!

Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula

Q: Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
A: He was a quackhead.

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor

Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.

Q: What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A: A robber ducky.

Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours.

Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
A: Put it on my bill!

Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack

Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?
A: Because it was too far to walk.

Q: What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus

Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck

Q: Why did the duck cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What’s a Duckworth?
A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh?

Q: What Do Ducks Watch On TV?
A: Duck-umentaries!

Q: How do you get down off a horse?
A: You don’t get down off a horse… you get down off a duck.

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