Best Duck Jokes ever
Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups
Q: At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What Do Ducks Get After They Eat?
A: The bill!
Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!
Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
A: He was a quackhead.
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.
Q: What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A: A robber ducky.
Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours.
Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
A: Put it on my bill!
Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack
Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?
A: Because it was too far to walk.
Q: What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck
Q: Why did the duck cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What’s a Duckworth?
A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh?
Q: What Do Ducks Watch On TV?
Q: How do you get down off a horse?
A: You don’t get down off a horse… you get down off a duck.