Corny Jokes for Kids They are actually Funny
Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he’s always lion.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why is there a wall around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What did the first plate say to the second plate?
Dinner’s on me.
How does a rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator.
Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug?
She’s going to have her baby in the spring.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a street.