Napoleon Dynamite – Movie Quotes
Deb: Is there anyone else here? I’m trying to save money for college.
Kip: Your mom goes to college!
Napoleon Dynamite: I don’t even have any skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.
Trisha: (Trisha’s dad) “What’s what in my driveway?”
Trisha: [Trisha’s dad] What’s what in my driveway?
Napoleon Dynamite: That’s my ride.
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don’t understand a word you just said.
Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!
Napoleon Dynamite: [Feeding the llama scoops of casserole over the fence] Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!… Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip!
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon, let go of me! I think you’re bruising my neck meat!
Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.
Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Yeah, there’s like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What’s a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
Napoleon Dynamite: I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.