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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!

Best Christmas Jokes for Adults

Christmas Crackers – Christmas Humor

What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes


Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!


What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonky donkey!


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.


What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone


What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing


What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!

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Christmas Jokes for Kids – Funny Christmas Jokes

Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.


What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!


What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train


What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!


What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick


Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.


Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws


What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
Mistle-toad!


What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.


What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

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