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Best Christmas Jokes for Adults – Christmas one liners
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
Christmas Crackers – Christmas Humor
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonky donkey!
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chris: Chill out.
What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Christmas Jokes for Kids – Funny Christmas Jokes
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.